Do you have a New Years resolution? I don't! I usually don't have one in mind. I can't ever think of something that I haven't already tried to resolve during the year, so how am I supposed to resolve at the beginning of the year?
I guess if I had to put a resolution on paper, or resolutions, this may be what my list would look like:
1. Make sure there is a plunger by each toilet in the house.
2. Make sure there is enough toilet paper in the house.
3. I will make up better excuses to not wash clothes, the others are getting overdone.
4. I will try to figure out why I really need 7 email address', none of which I can remember anyway.
5. I will write down my appointments in an appointment book.
6. I will be able to find the appointment book.
7. I will find a better hiding place, that I can actually find.
8. I will try to find out which sort of questions SIRI can actually answer.
9. I will remember where I'm going when I get in my car, rather than randomly pulling up at a place I had no intention of going.
and good old Number 10
I resolve to start a very long boring conversation about bowel habits with every telemarketer that calls my house, maybe they will finally take me off their list!!!
I think this may be a very good start to this new year!!!
May 2015 find you happy, healthy, and resolution-capable!!!
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